Tights and Fights - Captain Euchre Archives

Weddings of super hero proportions, distracts Captain Euchre from his mission to save Dyna-Gal, his one time lover. He has bigger problems, like finding a date for the wedding..

Why is it when a women is taken hostage by a supervillain, it terns into something sexual? With Dyna-Gal missing Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to her.

Worried that Dyna-Gal is in serious trouble, Captain Euchre makes an urgent appeal for her return.

If there is one thing Captain Euchre is passionate about, its prison reform. If you want to keep super criminals in prison, you need to build a super prison. There is just no way around it.

Finally Captain Euchre is able to take the barricade bars off his windows, now that the Arc Welder is behind bars he can rest easy. Or can he?

A tired Captain Euchre recounts his day of glory and the capture of the Arc welder. If only he had come up with a wittier remark in his moment in the spotlight.

The City is burning and Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree and only Captain Euchre can stop him.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Captain Euchre gets an unexpected phone call from the one girl who has stolen his heart. Dyna-Gal has made his night.

Some people just aren’t meant to be internet hackers. Captain Euchre is one such person.

Trojan Borscht a hacker and information broker is ready to sell his services to the highest bidder. Get ready spammer, a sucker is born. This one thinks that he’s the Elite Beet Haxor.

All Captain Euchre can do is apologize to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resign from being a super-hero. He thanks all the fans that have supported him over the years.

The Captain passes the time with high stakes, online Euchre and by taking a hostage. Are they all in it together?

A philosophical Stand off with a Plumber had Captain Euchre raddled. He hasn’t slept or showered for days, and has been cleaning his socks in the toilet.

Letting his fears get the better of him, Captain Euchre builds his own security with a hammer and nails, barricading himself in his apartment.

What do you do when not even the police take you seriously? Captain Euchre is pushed to the edge by a smart ass investigator.

Captain Euchre gets a surprise when he wakes up after the Arc Welder’s home invasion. Terrorism by web cam.

Even superheroes have to sleep…and that’s when the Arc Welder strikes. Captain Euchre is left defenseless, and its all captured on his web cam.

Things go wrong for Captain Euchre at the award ceremony, when the Mayor’s hot daughter got a little carried away with the vanilla perfume.

Timing couldn’t be worse for Captain Euchre to receive an award from the city. With the Arc Welder on the loose, he has a lot on his mind. And Major Faultline isn’t helping.

Captain Euchre finds out the value of having friends when his team members on Ronin Force learn about his arch nemesis.

Hoping to discover the Arc Welder’s true identity, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist. Who could it be??

Captain Euchre gains an Arch Nemesis. He’s afraid for his life. He stops, he thinks. What would the Flash do?

Every Superhero has to had a catch phrase, but Captain Euchre takes it all too seriously. Not that his team members care.

Captain Euchre tries to dull the pain of his bad date by joining a Fantasy Super-Hero League. And Dyna-Gal is on his fictional team, but will she ever speak to him again?

When you fuck up a relationship this badly, the only think you can do is eat her breakfast. Captain Euchre has a lot to learn able women.

Sex filled night of fun goes horribly wrong for Captain Euchre. Dyna-Girl is in the shower but not out of reach of her blackberry. Poor Captain Euchre, will he ever get laid again?

Toronto is a total Farm Team town in the superhero game, and Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential. Can he make it in the big city? Watch this to find out.

In the reign of Captain Euchre, no one ate lunch. And no one sat down. It was the most efficient administration in the history of Romin Force. The rise and fall of the Euchre Empire, happened in a single morning.

What does it take to be a leader? A founding member, of a team of superheroes? Ronin Force stands for something, superheroes that care. And Captain Euchre is that kind of leader and a founding member.

After an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.

What’s in a Name? Only the essence of who we are, and its no different for Captain Euchre. He’s the internet most noble character, and most powerful superhero.