The Tights and Fights of a Superhero's life

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  • Tights and Fights - Captain Euchre Archives

    Weddings of super hero proportions, distracts Captain Euchre from his mission to save Dyna-Gal, his one time lover. He has bigger problems, like finding a date for the wedding..

    Why is it when a women is taken hostage by a supervillain, it terns into something sexual? With Dyna-Gal missing Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to her.

    Worried that Dyna-Gal is in serious trouble, Captain Euchre makes an urgent appeal for her return.

    If there is one thing Captain Euchre is passionate about, its prison reform. If you want to keep super criminals in prison, you need to build a super prison. There is just no way around it.

    Finally Captain Euchre is able to take the barricade bars off his windows, now that the Arc Welder is behind bars he can rest easy. Or can he?

    A tired Captain Euchre recounts his day of glory and the capture of the Arc welder. If only he had come up with a wittier remark in his moment in the spotlight.

    The City is burning and Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree and only Captain Euchre can stop him.

    Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

    Captain Euchre gets an unexpected phone call from the one girl who has stolen his heart. Dyna-Gal has made his night.

    Some people just aren’t meant to be internet hackers. Captain Euchre is one such person.

    Trojan Borscht a hacker and information broker is ready to sell his services to the highest bidder. Get ready spammer, a sucker is born. This one thinks that he’s the Elite Beet Haxor.

    All Captain Euchre can do is apologize to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resign from being a super-hero. He thanks all the fans that have supported him over the years.

    The Captain passes the time with high stakes, online Euchre and by taking a hostage. Are they all in it together?

    A philosophical Stand off with a Plumber had Captain Euchre raddled. He hasn’t slept or showered for days, and has been cleaning his socks in the toilet.

  • I’m the right bower of crime fighting, and the left bower of the bedroom — Captain Euchre

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