Tights and Fights - Captain Euchre Archives

You know its important if its part of a rhyme, and its no different in Euchre. The bowers are jacks of the same color as the trump card, and are the most powerful cards in the game. To pass on a bower is always going to be trouble.

In Euchre, you don’t have to deal in the traditional manner. In fact knowing a few special ways to deal will intimidated your opponents giving your team the edge. In this article we detail the main way a euchre pro deals.

There are a couple of unique ways to count points in euchre using marker cards. The most common way involves the four discarded fives from the deck. Some people use the threes as marker cards, but we will explain the method with the fives. 1)    Take the four discarded fives from the deck (remember in [...]

It all comes down to the wire when the partner orders up the dealer and declared, “I’m Going Alone”. This big euchre gamble is one of the things that makes this game great.

On the run, Captain Euchre has a special message for Major Faultline, “Sucker!!” End of season one of Tights and Fights.

Its all over but the paperwork. The Arc Welder is behind bars, Captain Euchre is back in Ronin Force, and the wedding is back on. Everything is coming up Captain Euchre

Finally with the information to get to the bottom of the Arch Welder’s identity, Captain Euchre has the shock of his life.

No one likes Captain Euchre’s name. Not his friends, not his enemies, not his new evil friends…to him there is nothing more hurtful.

Learn to table talk with your partner in Euchre and not caught. Dominate the game with a couple of small tells you’re opponents will never notice.

Avoiding being shanked, Captain Euchre escapes from prison during a riot. The dogs are on his trail as he run through the woods.

Needing a little help, Captain Euchre calls in with a message for Kim. Send money.

Trying to redefine himself, Captain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. Knock, knock, knock, its the cops.

Kicked out of Ronin Force, Captain Euchre turns evil which almost overshadows his rocky relationship with his stripper fiancée.

Captain Euchre wakes up to yet another bad day. What’s that big box in his apartment, its not his birthday. What’s inside makes up for all the bad things he said about Leopard Woman when she calls to wake him up.

Financial stats of his latest investment, make Captain Euchre examine the ins and outs of the stock market.

Getting engaged to a stripper seemed like a good idea to Captain Euchre at the time. Now he’s not to sure.

Let the good times roll. A deeply in love Captain Euchre contemplates a roommate threesome with Kim and Dyna-Gal. Every superhero’s dream, one supergirl, one stripper, and one left bower of the bedroom.

Captain Euchre steals the thunder of one bridezilla when he asks his stripper girlfriend to marry. Does that sound like a good idea?

Learn to play one of the best card games in the world. Euchre is a four player team based, trick style game of cards. Its easy to play and fun at a party.

Two things Captain Euchre doesn’t know much about. Investigating a disappearance and investing in stocks. But he’s doing good in God Points.

Hoping to find a lead to her disappearance by stealing Dyna-Gal’s H.R., Captain Euchre plans a break in to Globewide Investments.

Parents need to get a hold their children. Those marker kids are ruining the world. Captain Euchre vents after his Euchre cards get tagged by some no-good graffiti gangbangers.

Sleeping outdoors makes Captain Euchre get all philosophical about the nature of the superhero existence. All the while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Being a superhero has more to do with managing your public image. After being labeled a racist for his prison reform agenda, Captain Euchre skips town to avoid the backlash.

Superheroes have to be careful when they get involved with politics. Captain Euchre finds out the hard way when he is miss-quoted by the local paper. He’ll be lucky if people don’t egging his car.

Stretch Lad’s strip bar bachelor party turns ugly for Captain Euchre when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping him inside.