- 1.Overnight Ratings
- 2.Captain Euchre vs. The Librarian Marm
- 3.The Founding Member
- 4.Rise and Fall of the Euchre Empire
- 5.The Brain Drain Blame Game Refrain Train
- 6.Sex, showers, and panties.
- 7.His and Her Scrambled Eggs
- 8.Superhero Fantasy
- 9.Going Alone!
- 10.What Would the Flash Do?
- 11.The Arch Nemesis Quiz
- 12.Sympathy Goes A Long Way
- 13.Everything Changes
- 14.Stretchy Pants and Other Misfortunes
- 15.The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I
- 16.The Arc Welder Strikes! Part II
- 17.Is This an Emergency?
- 18.Lock Down
- 19.Sock Down
- 20.Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion
- 21.Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’
- 22.Elite Beet Haxor
- 23.6 Hours Later
- 24.Date Nite
- 25.If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.
- 26.Rage of the Arc Welder
- 27.And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.
- 28.Information and Super Villains
- 29.The Captain Euchre Initiative
- 30.Like Boots or Hearts
- 31.Fret Dreams
- 32.Captain Euchre, Best Man
- 33.Now That’s Evil…
- 34.The Extreme Right Bower
- 35.Herr Euchre
- 36.Living Rough
- 37.Where Were the Parents?
- 38.Finding Osama
- 39.500 Points
- 40.The Two Things You Can’t Take Back
- 41.Roommate Threesome
- 42.Captain Snookems
- 43.Greed is Good
- 44.Framed!
- 45.Angry Eyebrows
- 46.Of Cops and Robbers
- 47.Tell Kim
- 48.What I Learned in Prison
- 49.Muffins
- 50.Team Death Squad’s Extended Call List
- 51.Dyna-gal’s Vacation
- 52.Like Lonelygirl15…

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I said to him, Prove to me you’re a plumber. Right? And he says, I’ll prove it by coming in and fixing the pipes. So we had a philosophical standoff. He’s coming back in the morning.
— Captain Euchre











January 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
That’s awesome.Good for you, Captain Euchre!
January 8th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Cosmic energy or static cling ?
January 8th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
“its tough out here without cable” You got that right Capt. Please try not to listen to random folks on the street, they will get you in trouble every time LOL…Kev *=5*
January 8th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
you must have psychic powers or something becuse i just got done waching this and i was done you sent it to me! crazy
January 9th, 2008 at 9:57 am
2nd prize? Competition must not have been too fierce….Also, I’m afraid I quite disagree with you about Heroes being bad this year. I cried almost every episode. Certain aspects were really annoying. I really could of done without the mexican characters for instance, but the developpement on the theme of family was really strong this year. Gut wrenching stuff imho.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:57 am
But let’s get to the important stuff: DynaGal! Have you thought of asking DynaGal2 where she would be? Maybe her psychology can give you insight into the whereabouts of DynaGal1
January 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
i wish i was with you eating pizza
January 9th, 2008 at 11:56 am
me i just want to play volleyball- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 11:57 am
lol has any1 got super powers from static cling?- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 11:58 am
i have always relied on the kindness of random people on the street…- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
while i would never go so far as to call myself psychic i do admit to a certain genius of timing…- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
everytime i call bizzaro captain euchre answers the phone.- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
and fight crime- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
ehahaha freaking funny….I LIKE HEROES!
January 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Haha Are you a drag queen then Captain……
January 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
rofl no cable
January 11th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
duuuude!! u made me in the mood for pizza! lol and good luck!!
January 11th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
volleyball? Wow. You have time for stuff like that? Well, I guess now you do. ~ Melissa.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:09 am
no i dont play vball, just saying cosmic engery could make someone good at it. last time i tried to play i got sand in the Euchre shorts. not fun.- Sent By Cosmically Powered Euchre Deck
January 14th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Lol. not fun to get sand there. Cosmic Energy can take over the world.
January 26th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
You are just too cool, Captain Euchre!
January 27th, 2008 at 11:04 am
That’s what I keep trying to tell people! Thanks, Alla!
January 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
lol.funny dude.u rock
March 12th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Well being good at volleyball is ALMOST as great as curing cancer….it’s like getting 2nd prize.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
haha