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Euchre can be challenging at times…
Author: BorderlineHumor
Keywords: BorderlineHumor Borderline Humor table talk funny sketch comedy
Added: November 29, 2008
What’s weird about cosmic energy, though…. People get cosmic energy, and then they can fly, they can punch really hard, stuff like that. But it never mutates people into like having powers to cure cancer or solve world hunger. I bet it would make someone a really great volleyball player.
— Captain Euchre










