What’s in a Name? Only the essence of who we are, and its no different for Captain Euchre. He’s the internet most noble character, and most powerful superhero.

After an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.

What does it take to be a leader? A founding member, of a team of superheroes? Ronin Force stands for something, superheroes that care. And Captain Euchre is that kind of leader and a founding member.

In the reign of Captain Euchre, no one ate lunch. And no one sat down. It was the most efficient administration in the history of Romin Force. The rise and fall of the Euchre Empire, happened in a single morning.

Toronto is a total Farm Team town in the superhero game, and Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential. Can he make it in the big city? Watch this to find out.

Sex filled night of fun goes horribly wrong for Captain Euchre. Dyna-Girl is in the shower but not out of reach of her blackberry. Poor Captain Euchre, will he ever get laid again?

When you fuck up a relationship this badly, the only think you can do is eat her breakfast. Captain Euchre has a lot to learn able women.

Captain Euchre tries to dull the pain of his bad date by joining a Fantasy Super-Hero League. And Dyna-Gal is on his fictional team, but will she ever speak to him again?

Every Superhero has to had a catch phrase, but Captain Euchre takes it all too seriously. Not that his team members care.

Captain Euchre gains an Arch Nemesis. He’s afraid for his life. He stops, he thinks. What would the Flash do?

Hoping to discover the Arc Welder’s true identity, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist. Who could it be??

Captain Euchre finds out the value of having friends when his team members on Ronin Force learn about his arch nemesis.

Timing couldn’t be worse for Captain Euchre to receive an award from the city. With the Arc Welder on the loose, he has a lot on his mind. And Major Faultline isn’t helping.

Things go wrong for Captain Euchre at the award ceremony, when the Mayor’s hot daughter got a little carried away with the vanilla perfume.

Even superheroes have to sleep…and that’s when the Arc Welder strikes. Captain Euchre is left defenseless, and its all captured on his web cam.

Captain Euchre gets a surprise when he wakes up after the Arc Welder’s home invasion. Terrorism by web cam.

What do you do when not even the police take you seriously? Captain Euchre is pushed to the edge by a smart ass investigator.

Letting his fears get the better of him, Captain Euchre builds his own security with a hammer and nails, barricading himself in his apartment.

A philosophical Stand off with a Plumber had Captain Euchre raddled. He hasn’t slept or showered for days, and has been cleaning his socks in the toilet.

The Captain passes the time with high stakes, online Euchre and by taking a hostage. Are they all in it together?

All Captain Euchre can do is apologize to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resign from being a super-hero. He thanks all the fans that have supported him over the years.

Trojan Borscht a hacker and information broker is ready to sell his services to the highest bidder. Get ready spammer, a sucker is born. This one thinks that he’s the Elite Beet Haxor.

Some people just aren’t meant to be internet hackers. Captain Euchre is one such person.

Captain Euchre gets an unexpected phone call from the one girl who has stolen his heart. Dyna-Gal has made his night.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

The City is burning and Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree and only Captain Euchre can stop him.

A tired Captain Euchre recounts his day of glory and the capture of the Arc welder. If only he had come up with a wittier remark in his moment in the spotlight.

Finally Captain Euchre is able to take the barricade bars off his windows, now that the Arc Welder is behind bars he can rest easy. Or can he?

If there is one thing Captain Euchre is passionate about, its prison reform. If you want to keep super criminals in prison, you need to build a super prison. There is just no way around it.

Worried that Dyna-Gal is in serious trouble, Captain Euchre makes an urgent appeal for her return.

Why is it when a women is taken hostage by a supervillain, it terns into something sexual? With Dyna-Gal missing Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to her.

Weddings of super hero proportions, distracts Captain Euchre from his mission to save Dyna-Gal, his one time lover. He has bigger problems, like finding a date for the wedding..

Stretch Lad’s strip bar bachelor party turns ugly for Captain Euchre when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping him inside.

Superheroes have to be careful when they get involved with politics. Captain Euchre finds out the hard way when he is miss-quoted by the local paper. He’ll be lucky if people don’t egging his car.

Being a superhero has more to do with managing your public image. After being labeled a racist for his prison reform agenda, Captain Euchre skips town to avoid the backlash.

Sleeping outdoors makes Captain Euchre get all philosophical about the nature of the superhero existence. All the while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Parents need to get a hold their children. Those marker kids are ruining the world. Captain Euchre vents after his Euchre cards get tagged by some no-good graffiti gangbangers.

Hoping to find a lead to her disappearance by stealing Dyna-Gal’s H.R., Captain Euchre plans a break in to Globewide Investments.

Two things Captain Euchre doesn’t know much about. Investigating a disappearance and investing in stocks. But he’s doing good in God Points.

Captain Euchre steals the thunder of one bridezilla when he asks his stripper girlfriend to marry. Does that sound like a good idea?

Let the good times roll. A deeply in love Captain Euchre contemplates a roommate threesome with Kim and Dyna-Gal. Every superhero’s dream, one supergirl, one stripper, and one left bower of the bedroom.

Getting engaged to a stripper seemed like a good idea to Captain Euchre at the time. Now he’s not to sure.

Financial stats of his latest investment, make Captain Euchre examine the ins and outs of the stock market.

Captain Euchre wakes up to yet another bad day. What’s that big box in his apartment, its not his birthday. What’s inside makes up for all the bad things he said about Leopard Woman when she calls to wake him up.

Kicked out of Ronin Force, Captain Euchre turns evil which almost overshadows his rocky relationship with his stripper fiancée.

Trying to redefine himself, Captain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. Knock, knock, knock, its the cops.

Needing a little help, Captain Euchre calls in with a message for Kim. Send money.

Avoiding being shanked, Captain Euchre escapes from prison during a riot. The dogs are on his trail as he run through the woods.

No one likes Captain Euchre’s name. Not his friends, not his enemies, not his new evil friends…to him there is nothing more hurtful.

Finally with the information to get to the bottom of the Arch Welder’s identity, Captain Euchre has the shock of his life.

Its all over but the paperwork. The Arc Welder is behind bars, Captain Euchre is back in Ronin Force, and the wedding is back on. Everything is coming up Captain Euchre

On the run, Captain Euchre has a special message for Major Faultline, “Sucker!!” End of season one of Tights and Fights.